Alright fellas, I’m sure you’ve all heard about “manscaping” and may or may not do this. If you’ve been living under a rock and have no idea what “manscaping” really is, let me break it down for you really quick.
Manscaping: the act of removing excess hair on the body – particularly pubic hair.
That’s right! If you remove your pubic hair in any way, shape, or form, you have been manscaping! Now for some of you this may be a regular occurrence and you’ve got it down to a T. But then there are some of you that – EEEEK – have never manscaped in your life.
For those of you who do regularly manscaped – GOOD FOR YOU! Coming from a lady, I appreciate your efforts in keeping yourself cleaned up down there. It makes thinks much more pleasurable for everyone. And for those of you who have never even touched your crotch with a razor – shame on you!
So, here’s the question you’re probably asking yourself: is it really worth it? I’m here to explain to you all of the reasons why manscaping should be your best friend and why you need to regularly do it. Please guys, I’m begging of you – listen to me.
#1 It’s More Attractive
First of all, no gal wants to undress you only to reveal a huge bush that hides half your junk. Let me tell you this from experience – it’s a mood killer.
Ten times out of ten, a woman will prefer someone that doesn’t have pubic hair, or someone who’s pubic hair is under control. It’ll keep the mood going all night!
#2 It Makes You Look Bigger
This is probably the best reason to remove your pubic hair if for nothing else. You will look a lot bigger! Why? Because when you have a huge nasty bush it’s hiding half of your member.
By removing all of that, you’ll be adding at least an inch or two onto the appearance of it. If the ladies love it now just think about if you actually got rid of your pubes.
#3 Women Are More Generous
When going down on you, we don’t want a mouthful of your pubes. Okay? That’s really the bottom line. Who wants to give a guy head if you’re just going to be swallowing their pubes afterwards? No one! If you manscape, us ladies are much more willing to be a bit more generous and give you some time down there.
#4 You Will Feel More Confident
And with good reason, too! If you look cleaner, women like it more, and you look bigger, what’s not to feel good about? By manscaping your junk you’ll immediately feel more confident and it will add to your pick-up game immensely and you will love your new found confidence.
#5 It’s More Hygienic
This just kind of speaks for itself, really. You guys get sweaty and sticky down there as it is, so if you’ve got a punch of pubes just soaking all that in it’s just….ICK. You are much more hygienic by getting rid of all those pubes upfront. Save yourself some humiliation.
#6 You’ll be More Comfortable
For those of you suffering from an itchy crotch, your pubic hair may be to blame! That issue will immediately go away the second you manscape – I promise. It’s probably no fun constantly grabbing at your balls just to itch them all day long. And let me tell you, it’s not attractive either. Do us all a favor and chop that furry shit off.
#7 It Feels Better For You
If you’re hiding behind a layer of thick hair, you’re not feeling nearly as much pleasure as you could be. By buzzing all of that interference off, you’ll begin to feel a lot more pleasure than you thought you could. An added bonus: women are more likely to give you things that feel a lot better if you’re hairless down below, too.
#8 It Feels Better for Us
Have any of you fellas ever got rug burn anywhere? Yes? Then I’m sure you understand having your skin rubbed off by something like that does not feel good. Now imagine that feeling on your genitals. ep. It’s a real possibility to give women rug burn – or rather pube burn – on our vaginas.
By getting rid of that you’re also increasing our pleasure – which will also make it more likely that we’ll continue sleeping with you.
Manscaping is something you just need in your life and all of the above reasons will tell you just that.