Tattoos are hot. At least that’s what I and a countless number of other women think. But what’s hot and what’s crossing the line into the realm of unattractive? When it comes to tattoos you can never really go wrong.
But what about intimate tattoos? Can guys really pull off intimate tattoos and make them look sexy? I’m going to say yes. HOWEVER, there is a certain way to go about getting these tattoos that will determine if they’re hot or if they’re not.
But first, what constitutes an intimate tattoo? An intimate tattoo for a male would be a tattoo that is not visible while wearing a comfortable amount of clothing. AKA: anything that’s under or half under your boxers.
So what’s hot and what’s not? Let’s go through these one at a time and you can determine if your tattoo is hot or if you’re better off keeping your clothes on.
If your intimate tattoos fall under any of these descriptions, then you’ve got a hot one.
#1 It’s Placed Correctly
Placement is key for an intimate tattoo to be attractive. One inch off in a bad direction can completely change the way the tattoo look and how it compliments your body. You want tattoos that are subtly placed. AKA: do not get a snake tattooed on your cock. That’s the worse placement and way too obvious. Get a tattoo that is suggestively placed and leave those ladies wondering where it leads!
#2 It Matches Your Appearance
If you’re a bad ass biker dude with a very distinctively hardcore style, then getting Pikachu tattooed on your ass cheek is probably not going to look very appealing. If your tattoo matches your style it’s going to look much sexier. Bonus points if it’s really meaningful, sexy, and tastefully hidden.
#3 It Matches Your Personality
Now, if you’re a bad ass biker dude who is the biggest goof ball, then you can absolutely rock a troll tattoo on your ass and make it look great. This type of intimate tattoo is definitely hot. It can not only add to your sex appeal, but it can also give women you’re getting jiggy with an insight to your personality and it may win you some extra points – if you know what I mean.
#4 It’s Intriguing
The best intimate tattoos are ones where a woman takes off your pants, thinks it’s hot, and also wants to know more about it. Not only is she obviously interested in your lack of clothing at the moment, but it also gives you the opportunity to tell her a funny story, or give her the truth if it’s meaningful. Either way, you easily have captured her attention.
If this sounds like your intimate tattoos, then maybe you should stick to keeping your clothes on!
#1 It’s Too Big
Intimate tattoos should be small. If you’ve got a tattoo that’s supposed to be “intimate” but you can see it out both the top and bottom of you boxers, then it’s way too big. Besides, having a large intimate tattoo that close to your genitals is a real easy way to distract someone from it – and you do NOT want to do that.
#2 It’s Confusing
Nothing is worse than a tattoo that someone can’t even tell what it is. Your goal with an intimate tattoo is to make you sexier – not cause the person you’re getting frisky with to be more confused. This will only distract them in the wrong way.
Not only can it be confusing in the way that someone can’t tell what it is, but it could also be confusingly placed. Why would “MOM” be tattooed on your ass, anyways? This will only turn people off and that’s not the purpose of an intimate tattoo at all.
#3 It Takes Away From Your Attractiveness
Some people just don’t look good with tattoos placed in certain areas. People who can support an intimate tattoo are men who have structure elsewhere. This usually means muscles, bulk, and anything that will support the tattoo. If you’re missing those things your body can easily be lost underneath the tattoo and it will seem unattractive.
Pulling off an intimate tattoo isn’t an easy thing. There are a lot of things that can go amiss when it comes to tattoos that are below your belt. So I’ve put this information together in order for you to determine if your intimate tattoo is hot or not!